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Karaoke song: Kortina - Humor SK ( dříve mylně Ludovečka )

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Song number: 0658. Tempo: 125 BPM. Duration: 04:16. Song is part of category 0600 až 0699 and : Disco Czech-Slovak,

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MIDI songs

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MP3 music bacground

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Transposed MP3 music bacgrounds

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Video Karaoke - HQ (DVD resolution)

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Video Karaoke MP4, 3GP

MP4 is now universal video format. You can play in on all platforms (iOS, Android, Windows). Sing your favourite karaoke songs on your tablet or mobile phone! 3GP is for older mobile phones.

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Transposed Video Karaoke MP4

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Filetype CD-G

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Lyrics of this karaoke song:

Ludia sadnite si rovno,
rovno, rovno a budete jest

Ho a ho a hovädziu polievku
na drevenom tanierku,
hovädziu polievku
na drevenom tanierku,
jamba umba, umba umba,
jacha, umba, umba, umba.

Stará baba kričí, kričí, kričí,
že jej teče z pi a z pi
a z Pítvora do dvora,
bystrá voda studená,
z Pítvora do dvora bystrá
voda studená.
jamba umba, umba umba,
jacha, umba, umba, umba.

Pod mostom sme stáli, stáli, stáli,
ludia na nás sra a sra
a s rádosťou čakali,
dočkat sa nás nemohli,
s rádosťou čakali,
dočkat sa nás nemohli.
jamba umba, umba umba,
jacha, umba, umba, umba.

V reštauraci U Lva, U lva, U lva,
sedí stará ku a ku
a kuchárka v kuchyni
natahuje hodiny,
kuchárka v kuchyni
natahuje hodiny.
jamba umba, umba umba,
jacha, umba, umba, umba.

Otec robí dvere, dvere, dvere,
syn mu na ně se a se
a sekerku podává,
robí sa, že pomáhá,
sekerku podává
robí sa, že pomáhá,
jamba umba, umba umba,
jacha, umba, umba, umba.

Keď som išel rovno, rovno, rovno,
stúpil som na ho a ho
a hokejku drevenú
surove vyrobenú,
hokejku drevenú
surove vyrobenú,
jamba umba, umba umba,
jacha, umba, umba, umba.

Strielal som raz z kuše,
z kuše, z kuše,
trafil som do pu a pu
a púpavy zelenej
při potoku rastenej,
púpavy zelenej
při potoku rastenej,
jamba umba, umba umba,
jacha, umba, umba, umba.

Videl som raz Jura, Jura, Jura,
jak on z okna ču a ču
a čumí sa do hory
či tam nekde nehorí,
čumí sa do hory,
či tam nekde nehorí,
jamba umba, umba umba,
jacha, umba, umba, umba.

Sťažoval sa Oto, Oto, Oto,
že mu smrdí ko a ko
a koberec v pivnici,
žerú mu ho červíci,
koberec v pivnici,
žerú mu ho červíci,
jamba umba, umba umba,
jacha, umba, umba, umba.

Poslala list tebe, tebe, tebe,
že na teba je a je
a jeden týždeň mala,
preto ťa aj čakala,
jeden týždeň mala,
preto ťa aj čakala,
jamba umba, umba umba,
jacha, umba, umba, umba.

Anča je moc hrdá, hrdá, hrdá,
nechce s každým mr a mr
a mrkvičku polievať
čučoriedky oberať,
mrkvičku polievať
čučorietky oberať.
jamba umba, umba umba,
jacha, umba, umba, umba.

Kradol Fero burák, burák burák, privrzol si ču a ču
a čúdesnú topánku,
odrel si tam aj hanku,
čúdesnú topánku,
odrel si tam aj hanku,
jamba umba, umba umba,
jacha, umba, umba, umba.

Keď ťa Jožo chytí, chytí, chytí,
strčí ťa do ry a ry
a rybníka malého
na poli vyschnutého,
rybníka malého
na poli vyschnutého,
jamba umba, umba umba,
jacha, umba, umba, umba.

Při poslednej vrbe, vrbe, vrbe,
Jano Anču dr a dr
a drží ju za ruku
dáva ji ponúku,
drží ju za ruku,
ponúka ji sex.




Kortina - Other lyrics of this artist:

Aleluja
Anjeli Strazni
Bavme Sa Vsetci Az Do Rana
Bzum-bzum breke-keke
Čo Ste Hasiči
Dnes Je Nas Den
Ej Ty Jano Jano
Elixir Mladosti
Hej Slováci do roboty
Humor SK
Karneval
Ked More Place Laskou
Krcmarka Slavka
Mam Ja Hrusku
Mexicke Dievca
Otvarajte Kasino
Pivný flám
Slovenske Dievcata
Šrotuj šrotuj
Svadobna Piesen
Vyznanie mame
Zimuska Zima
Zlata Rybka

... All lyrics of this artist: Kortina

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